Them: Go Red!
Other Them: No, Blue! Obviously.
Me: Well, there's a distinction to be made --
Other Them: What? What do you mean?
Me: For example, Plato says -- if we read carefully --
Them: Red!
Other Them: See?! Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty! Blue!
Me: And by liberty you mean --?
Other Them: Why are you defending them?!
Me: I'm not, just --
Other Them: You're on their side!
Me: Forget it. Just forget I said anything.
Them: Heh, those Blue guys -- Am I right?! Free speech!
Me: Shut up.
Other them: I'm watching you.
Me: Yeah, you do that.
